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la fortuna - a hypertext implementation of *nix fortune
click fortune -> get new fortune
total fortunes: 53613 and counting.

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A customer called up the company that made her hand-held scanner, complaining
that it wasn't scanning correctly. After several minutes of hardware and
software questions, the tech asked what exactly the person did to scan. "Well,"
she said, "I simply put it on the side of my head and drag it down." (And she
wonders why the "brain scanner" can't find anything!)

Current status: unlocked.
(if locked, then the fortune will not go forward if clicked.
pretty much so you can copy the fortune, no other reason.)